Just got this in an e-mail from a friend. Great.
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. Furthermore, I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost
jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called the
Suicide Help Line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was
suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. Furthermore, I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost
jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called the
Suicide Help Line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was
suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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