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    #61
    What class do all admin play?

    Demoman--how else do you catch a hacker?
    Last edited by homosapien15; 1 Dec 2009, 09:27 AM. Reason: t's are not equal to d's

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      #62
      Why do Scouts always lose games of tag?

      As fast as they run, they keep scatter-gunning people out of their reach.


      Terrible, terrible one haha

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        #63
        OK, now we have a competition !!

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          #64
          What is a Pyro's favorite Steak?
          Flame Mignon.
          Apache

          Where do you put the Bayonet?
          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
          Frank Lloyd Wright

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            #65
            What did the Heavy say to the medic?
            I really get a charge out of you.
            Apache

            Where do you put the Bayonet?
            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
            Frank Lloyd Wright

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              #66
              Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
              What is a Pyro's favorite Steak?
              Flame Mignon.
              Apache
              This kept me laughing for some minutes
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                #67
                I love puns. I pun you not.
                Apache

                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                Frank Lloyd Wright

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                  #68
                  What is the Spy's favorite movie?

                  Spyderman
                  Apache

                  Where do you put the Bayonet?
                  Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                  I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                  Frank Lloyd Wright

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                    #69
                    Why did the Engineer go home?

                    To see his Modder.

                    (I know this one is weak)
                    Apache

                    Where do you put the Bayonet?
                    Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                    I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                    Frank Lloyd Wright

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                      #70
                      Why did the Heavy go home?

                      For his Fodder.
                      Apache

                      Where do you put the Bayonet?
                      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                      Frank Lloyd Wright

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                        #71
                        What is the Sniper's favorite College Football Team?
                        The Arkansas Razorbacks.
                        Apache

                        Where do you put the Bayonet?
                        Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                        I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                        Frank Lloyd Wright

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                          #72
                          What did the Pyro call the sniper after he doused himself with Jarate?

                          Urinesane.
                          Apache

                          Where do you put the Bayonet?
                          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                          Frank Lloyd Wright

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                            #73
                            Wow Apache came full force!

                            What was the spy's former career?

                            Making maple syrup with his sapper.

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                              #74
                              Why did the medic start using cash only?

                              Otherwise he'd Ubercharge his credit card.

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                                #75
                                Why are there so few medics?

                                They're dispensable.

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