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    #31
    What is the Soldier's favorite song?


    Rocket Man by Elton John.
    Thunderstruck by ACDC.

    Apache

    Where do you put the Bayonet?
    Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
    I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
    Frank Lloyd Wright

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      #32
      OMG Apache is REALLY good at this hahaha XD
      But all of them so far are really nice hahaha xD
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        #33
        Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
        Why is the Pyro the best dresser in TF2?
        Because he is Flameboyant.
        I bet you thougt I was going to say because he is flaming.
        Apache
        Ya caught me.

        With age comes wisdom... and good TF2 jokes.

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          #34
          Apache, you own it brother!

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            #35
            Why did the pyro cross the road?

            Mmmphh hudda hudda mmmphhhhhh mmmm hm hm!

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              #36
              Why did the Pyro put Viagra in his eyes, while spy checking?



              He wanted to look hard.
              Apache

              Where do you put the Bayonet?
              Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
              I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
              Frank Lloyd Wright

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                #37
                Why is the Pyro constantly unemployed?







                He keeps getting fired.
                Apache

                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                Frank Lloyd Wright

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                  #38
                  omg Apache those are REALLY good ones
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
                    Why did the Pyro put Viagra in his eyes, while spy checking?



                    He wanted to look hard.
                    Apache
                    Goodness. Good one.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Cain View Post
                      What grocery aisle does The Spy fear the most?











                      The pie row.
                      This is the best one here.

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                        #41
                        Why is the Pyro the best class in TF2?
                        Because no one else can hold a candle to him.
                        Apache

                        Where do you put the Bayonet?
                        Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                        I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                        Frank Lloyd Wright

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                          #42
                          Damn, Apache just keeps kicking the crap out of everyone else in the Joke thread !!

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
                            What did the Pyro say to the Spy?


                            Can I give you a light?
                            Apache
                            What did the Spy say to the Pyro after he got a light?




                            He really burns me up
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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Cain View Post
                              Damn, Apache just keeps kicking the crap out of everyone else in the Joke thread !!

                              He probably just sits in the store all day, thinking of new ones to post when he gets home.

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                                #45
                                Why is the Pyro, with the airblast, a straight guys friend?


                                It can keep him from flaming.
                                Apache

                                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                                Frank Lloyd Wright

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