Im getting old

[jeffro74]

The worsth thing about getting old,is every time I FART I blow a hole in my DIAPER,do u all know how much Adult Diapers cost,its a lot of money.Maybe i should start thinking about a cast iron diaper what do u all think?The other day i was in walmart standing in the check out,the lady asked for a price check on the mircophone i FARTED and everyone in walmart heard it O well,Today i tryed to put on a tight pair jeans they fit but the problem is i farted and blew off my TENNIS SHOES..........thy........moe.

[jeffro74]

Anyone handy in the house, Moe? Back in the last Depression, people might have tried to patch those diapers.

And as for the tight jeans, have you ever considered a kilt? Might cover your face for a flash after your toot, but your shoes should stay on. May or may not be a crowd pleaser, but you've got to put yourself first in these circumstances!

thats some good advice

[moe]

Im good now ,but i will be better after my sex change,DOUGH BOB,then u will call me CLR SALLEY D.O.A. u like this 44DD-23-36 and wearing my Pink TUTU,Blond wig and my Ballet Slippers, and i hope u are doing as well as i am......moe

[Skud]

Lol

Im good now ,but i will be better after my sex change,DOUGH BOB,then u will call me CLR SALLEY D.O.A. u like this 44DD-23-36 and wearing my Pink TUTU,Blond wig and my Ballet Slippers, and i hope u are doing as well as i am......moe

You will definitely need pics then!!!

[thedeadlyassassin]

OK, I was drinking a root beer when I read this. You owe me a new fricken keyboard Moe!

hahaha! I was just eating taco bell and spilt sour cream on my pants after laughing from that

[K PhaNTOM]

I think we should have a Play with Moe Day, now get that mind outta the gutter, I mean play CoD4 with Moe. And Moe, wouldn't Sally be a common name? I suggest... ah the heck with it, be the best Sally you can be!

[Ghost_Rain]

Wear all Getting old man

[Hammy]

One of my favorite scenes in the Departed:

"How's your mother?"

"Aw- she aint doin so good. She's on 'er way out"

"We all are. Act accordingly"

[JohnyRico]

hahaha! I was just eating taco bell and spilt sour cream on my pants after laughing from that

I do NOT owe you any pants!

[BlackArrow]

moe.....good to hear you are still kicking it. I see you haven't lost that special "moe" sense of humor.