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    #1

    Im getting old

    The worsth thing about getting old,is every time I FART I blow a hole in my DIAPER,do u all know how much Adult Diapers cost,its a lot of money.Maybe i should start thinking about a cast iron diaper what do u all think?The other day i was in walmart standing in the check out,the lady asked for a price check on the mircophone i FARTED and everyone in walmart heard it O well,Today i tryed to put on a tight pair jeans they fit but the problem is i farted and blew off my TENNIS SHOES..........thy........moe.
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    Ask Apache about that, I'm sure he'd be glad to help you out Moe Good to hear from you!
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      #3
      Some possible ways around these things

      Anyone handy in the house, Moe? Back in the last Depression, people might have tried to patch those diapers.

      And as for the tight jeans, have you ever considered a kilt? Might cover your face for a flash after your toot, but your shoes should stay on. May or may not be a crowd pleaser, but you've got to put yourself first in these circumstances!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Trooper110 View Post
        Ask Apache about that, I'm sure he'd be glad to help you out Moe Good to hear from you!
        Oh no you dii-ent!

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          #5
          Great to know you're still alive

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            #6
            Yes he did. And now I have to find him on the DOD Server.
            Apache

            Where do you put the Bayonet?
            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
            Frank Lloyd Wright

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              #7
              sry i dont have the DOD server i look for the game but i couldnt find it sry.....moe.

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                #8
                What is Steam
                Steam is free. Just click the link above. Download it and install it on your computer. You can buy DOD Source through Steam for $9.99.
                Apache

                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                Frank Lloyd Wright

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                  #9
                  Me and my Thompson will be waiting for you Apache, don't worry
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                    #10
                    Lmao.

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                      #11
                      Hahaha! How's your singing been Moe? I miss hearing "Old Man River" after getting nade spammed

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by moe View Post
                        Today i tryed to put on a tight pair jeans they fit but the problem is i farted and blew off my TENNIS SHOES..........thy........moe.
                        OK, I was drinking a root beer when I read this. You owe me a new fricken keyboard Moe!

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                          #13
                          sry

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                            #14
                            You are only as old as you think you are Moe, think young.

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                              #15
                              Moe, that funny right there I don't care who you are
                              How you been my friend?
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