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    #31
    yo momma is ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother

    yo momma is soooo old she waited tables at the last supper

    yo momma is soo stupid she put lipstick on her forhead 2 makeup her mind
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      #32
      Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!
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        #33
        Originally posted by Trooper110 View Post
        Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!


        Apache

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          #34
          Originally posted by Trooper110 View Post
          Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!
          Best Mama joke yet!
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            #35
            Yo Momma's so Fugly she signed up at MySpace and even Tom wont be her friend.

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              #36
              Yo momma's so old she calls cavemen younguns
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                #37
                Yo momma's so fat, when she went to pick her car up at the shop, they tried pulling her with the wrecker.
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                  #38
                  Your Momma's so broke, even the bums give her hand outs.

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                    #39
                    yo momma is soooo stupid she thought nickleback was a refund

                    yo momma is soooooo f fat she used 2 hind buses 4 roller blades

                    yo momma is soooooo fat she went 2 a restrant and look at the menu and said ok

                    yo momma is so fat she drives a spandex car
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                    Since Nursing is no longer considered a "Profession" by DOE standards....I am not liable for what may come out of my mouth, embrace Nurse Ratched!

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