Your Momma jokes...

[mapes]

I don't have a "yo momma" Joke. I do have a "your families so fat" joke

Your families so fat. I threw a rock through a window and hit everyone.

[ViTO]

Your momma is so low she plays handball on the curb. ( you gotta be from NYC for that one )

Then there is the classic momma = doorknob.....but we wont go there. Oppps.. we just did

[{CLR} Naillik]

Yo mama's so fat when truckers pass her by they say to themselves "who the hell's driving that rig.
Apache

LOL that one made me laugh so hard... Never heard it before and love it

[freak93]

I like this one from Robot Chicken's Star Wars special:

Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles.

-Rand

i have one kinda like that from family guy.... i think


you mother was so hairy the only language she knew was wookie *wookie noise*

[Mercenary_Nurse]

got 4 of my best ones


yo momma is so fat you have 2 get a train and 2 buses just 2 get on her good side


yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose


yo momma is so ugly that when she goes 2 a strip joint they pay her 2 keep her clothes on


yo momma is so fat the national weather station give names 2 each and every one of her farts PG

[thedeadlyassassin]

your momma's so fat they used the shape of her body as the pepsi logo


your mommas so fat she's pulling us closer to the sun


your mommas so fat, that when kids pass by her they shake their arm up and down wanting her to honk.

[Mercenary_Nurse]

yo momma is ugly she went 2 the beauty shop and it took 3 hours 4 an estimate

yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes up people think shes backing up

yo momma is so old that when i told her 2 act her own age she died

when yo momma was born the docter slapped her parents

yo momma is sooooooooo old her birth certificate says expired

yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch on fire

yo momma is so fat that when she goes 2 an all u can eat buffet the food screamed 4 help

[thedeadlyassassin]

when yo momma was born the docter slapped her parents

yo momma is sooooooooo old her birth certificate says expired '


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Lol those ones were great

[MR_MADHATTER]

Yo Momma's so ugly, when she went to the Empire State building they thought King Kong was back!
Yo momma's so ugly, she came out of a haunted house with a job application!
Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged!
Yo momma's so dumb, she took a spoon to the Superbowl!
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo momma's so ugly. yo daddy takes her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Jenny Craig's they said "we want your weight, not your phone number"!

[Mercenary_Nurse]

yo momma is soooooo old that in school they didnt have history

yo momma is sooo stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo momma is sooo dumb she got locked in the grocery store and she starved

yo momma is so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

yo momma is so fat she put mayonaise on her asprin

yo momma is soo dumb she got locked in a furniture store and she slept on the floor

yo momma is sooooo fat a bus hit her and she said Hey who throw that twinky

[BigTwinky]

yo momma is so old that when i told her 2 act her own age she died

yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch on fire

LOL .... never heard those two before. I love the act her own age one... I'm so using that at the office.

[Hammy]

yo momma's so ugly that she went in for some plastic surgery and they paid her to leave.

yo momma's so dumb, she's got a warning label tatoo to prove it.

yo mama's so fat, they even got a landmark in Tom Tom named after her.

yo mama's so loose, she has to wear two girdles to keep it up.

[thedeadlyassassin]

your momma is so fat, when she got arrested, they decided to put her in the elephants cage instead of a jail cell

Your mommas so fat that she ate the OscarMeyerWeinermobile

[Mercenary_Nurse]

yo momma is sooooooo ugly that when she looked outside they arrested her 4 mooning

yo momma is sooo hairy when she looked outside the bears started singing we r family

yo momma is fat she has 2 pull down her pants 2 get in her pocket

yo momma is soooo fat she has 2 iron her pants on tha driveway

yo momma is so fat even her shadow weights a 100 lbs.

yo momma is so short u can see her feet on her drivers licence

[thedeadlyassassin]

yo momma is so fat even her shadow weights a 100 lbs.


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hahahaha that was the best one by far in my opinion