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    #16
    Originally posted by SIR Rossy View Post
    an Hour?? Your a machine the only time i can manage that is when im wasted and normally if its going that long i pass out! LMAO
    LOL! Honesty is awesome. You can do some fore-play Rossy, dont be so selfish, lol.


    These are pretty damn funny guys, I dont have any of my own, would have to look them up and that is no fun.

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      #17
      Hi. I'm Rico. What's your name?

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        #18
        I have a 3.0 K/D on Call of Duty.

        Works every time

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          #19
          Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
          I have a 3.0 K/D on Call of Duty.

          Works every time
          I bet it only works on those "girls" in WOW.

          Did you know that 95 % of female avatars in WOW are really men ... you have just been learned.

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            #20
            You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

            Do you believe in love at first sightt? or should i walk by again

            Do i know you? you look a lot like my next girlfriend

            Let me introduce myself I'm mr.right i heard u were looking for me

            whats a nice girl like you doing in dirty dreams like mine?

            Sex is evil
            Sex is a sin
            Sins are forgiven
            So stick it in!!!

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              #21
              Originally posted by Pumpkin_Jack View Post
              Sex is evil
              Sex is a sin
              Sins are forgiven
              So stick it in!!!
              Umm, I'm pretty sure that line is for the women, not the men. Mostly, we do the sticking... unless that's how you roll

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                #22
                Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                Umm, I'm pretty sure that line is for the women, not the men. Mostly, we do the sticking... unless that's how you roll
                Oooof!

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Pumpkin_Jack View Post
                  You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
                  hah, I like that one. I am going to use it on my current gal. ^.^
                  "You cannot have 'slaughter' without having 'laughter'"
                  "If I had wanted to show off, I would have been a porn star."
                  "I have a 9in. tongue and I can breathe through my ears."

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                    #24
                    well we got into this conversation at lunch here are some of the results (originals too)

                    I wonder, how is God doing? Oh, I apologize , thought you knew, seeming you just came from his house.

                    If a rose is made of ruby, not only is it pretty, but it will last as long as your beauty.

                    Is heaven made of clouds and light? Is it made of stars so bright? Can you tell me dear? For you must have been there.

                    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

                    You have such a beauty that a rose must beg pardon and bow to you

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                      #25
                      Plumkin... Those are so cheesy. Did you learn those because some guy tried to pick you up with them?

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                        Plumkin... Those are so cheesy. Did you learn those because some guy tried to pick you up with them?
                        cheesy ones work the best why try to be serious? its for picking up a girl not impressing ur boss

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Pumpkin_Jack View Post
                          cheesy ones work the best why try to be serious? its for picking up a girl not impressing ur boss
                          yet in time they become your boss.... and you don't get paid.

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                            #28
                            Say baby, why you sitting way over there.... This ain't church

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                              #29
                              Grab yer coat, you've pulled
                              Jaspurr

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                                #30
                                "Quick question. What's the best way to start a conversation with a girl that you're interested in?"
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