Your best pickup line?

[Skud]

Or most laughable (doesn't have to be successful). I thought it might be a good laugh for some or maybe even useful to others, lol. So here's one:

"If I guess your phone number, can I call you?"

[Caddys83]

"sup hotstuff"

[Apache Warrior]

I knew a guy that would walk up to a girl in a bar and say: "have I done you yet?".
Apache

[sopek]

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."-for laughs

[Duke{CLR}]

I saw this used successfully once. "girl you're cuter then a speckled pup"

[goldenfooler]

I saw this used successfully once. "girl you're cuter then a speckled pup"

Then he spit his chew on the floor just missing the pigs.

[SIR Rossy]

i got a good one

"Hey are your from Ireland? . Because my Penis is Dublin !

[Cain]

"Ever heard of Cain's Lair ?"

[mapes]

If talking to a bunch of girls just add "Ladies" after each sentence. It won't get you any but, it's funnier than hell. Hello....ladies. Can I buy you a drink....ladies. For some reason you just ooze sleaze doing that.

[Pumpkin_Jack]

If you and 11 roses were standing in front of a mirror you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

i got a bunch more but these two are my favorites

[JohnyRico]

I know Skud.

[SIR Rossy]

Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

an Hour?? Your a machine the only time i can manage that is when im wasted and normally if its going that long i pass out! LMAO

[Schultzy]

A comedian once said:
"Lets play a game, it's called 'Your Feet Hate Each other' "

Then, my own personal:
"I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears"

[irak pappan]

I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?

[drunken_chef]

what &*#@$ like a tiger and winks? (followed by a wink, of course)