My wife used to say not tonight I have a headache, she now says sorry I have a paceman.
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Originally posted by pigworthyNO, That happens 4 ranks later.....Originally posted by Premonition
..... at rank 65 you can unlock viagra and revive sex.
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You can get as much as you want after the big day too... just don't take too long or you'll run out of hot water.Originally posted by FieryDragonThank God I'm not married....YET!
We haven't talked bout marriage but I feel that she will want to within the next 2 years! So I gotta get as much as I can before the BIG day.
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Not if you have one of these bad boys.Originally posted by -IRC-MIKEYou can get as much as you want after the big day too... just don't take too long or you'll run out of hot water.Originally posted by FieryDragonThank God I'm not married....YET!
We haven't talked bout marriage but I feel that she will want to within the next 2 years! So I gotta get as much as I can before the BIG day.
http://www.foreverhotwater.com/ :P[img]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4373/35734799443_53cb20ef13_z.jpg[/img]
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LMAO! Nice follow-up. I was wondering if anyone would catch on to that. I see you've taken ALL the necessary precautions to ensure (and insure) that you'll be ready for some marathons when the situation arises.Originally posted by Duke{CLR}Not if you have one of these bad boys.Originally posted by -IRC-MIKEYou can get as much as you want after the big day too... just don't take too long or you'll run out of hot water.Originally posted by FieryDragonThank God I'm not married....YET!
We haven't talked bout marriage but I feel that she will want to within the next 2 years! So I gotta get as much as I can before the BIG day.
http://www.foreverhotwater.com/ :P
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Had the baby for seven months.... it has been four since.... hell you were knocking on the door three months afterwards.. I think that is a male world record. You must not have stood there and watched the whole birthing process. Most men are scared of the comparison after seeing that and it usually takes a year of therapy and some hard liquor and serious drugs to get back into the game.
How long you been married, if you don't mind my asking?
.... wait .... lemme guess... 16 months?
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