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    Funniest lines and stories 8/3/11

    Squadding with Apache, Schultzy and his friend Farebane who was a medic.

    We were playing on Arica trying to capture Spawn point B....

    I told him I needed a medkit to which he responded NP...

    He then proceeded the throw the medkit about 10 feet out the door towards C in that killing zone area !!!

    I told him that was like throwing a deer a salt-lick with hunters all around!!

    I tried to limp towards the medkit and was immediately shot from 5 directions...

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    Originally posted by Cain View Post
    Squadding with Apache, Schultzy and his friend Farebane who was a medic.

    We were playing on Arica trying to capture Spawn point B....

    I told him I needed a medkit to which he responded NP...

    He then proceeded the throw the medkit about 10 feet out the door towards C in that killing zone area !!!

    I told him that was like throwing a deer a salt-lick with hunters all around!!

    I tried to limp towards the medkit and was immediately shot from 5 directions...
    I think Apache was probably tired of dying and wanted you to do some of it
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      #3
      hah, I recall that.

      I also recall passing by that med pack, running frantically through the fire that was passing through the area. That was a rather heated round.
      "You cannot have 'slaughter' without having 'laughter'"
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        #4
        Cobalt asking why all the blueberries hanging around the perimeters on Arica, Skud responds with "They are working up the nerve"

        I do believe Cobalt peed his pants.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Legion181 View Post
          Cobalt asking why all the blueberries hanging around the perimeters on Arica, Skud responds with "They are working up the nerve"

          I do believe Cobalt peed his pants.
          He had to quit for about 10 seconds to regain control of himself.

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            #6
            Yea, I posted about it in the other thread above.
            [COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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