what you shouldn't do with a tank
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I have flipped a tank before. it is quite easy.
Apache
Where do you put the Bayonet?
Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
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it was my first time. Actually what seems to be fun is taking off in a jeep from one of the bases on caspian. I can freak out anyone when I drive those things.Comment
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LMAO! That's funny :P
And yes, on caspian border, I guess I can freak out many people too while driving a jeep, I kind of jump everything I can to go straight to where I want to.
Roads are for looser
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WARNING: DO NOT GET IN ANY 4 WHEELED VEHICLE WITH SKUDMAN.
More often than not we dont make it very far that we get hell blowed out of us by some tank just sittin there waitin for some suckas like us to come along. It's like we become shell magnets or something.[COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]Comment
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Be careful riding with players from New Jersey.
Apache
Where do you put the Bayonet?
Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
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Hah, last time we blew right by that tank, as his round hit behind us, and got over the hill! That to me is enough gun to be worth a handful of fiery deaths!Originally posted by {CLR} Cobalt View Post
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You squeeled like a girl .. watch out for those trees ... and we didn't hit them.Originally posted by Apache Warrior View PostBe careful riding with players from New Jersey.
Apache
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Originally posted by Skud View PostHah, last time we blew right by that tank, as his round hit behind us, and got over the hill! That to me is enough gun to be worth a handful of fiery deaths!
.. I aint mad,, just statin facts. I did qualify it with "more often than not" Yes there is that rare occasion where Mr.Murphy is on break, but he dont forget much. But that doesnt negate you driving in the shit all the time. Thus my statement and why I like squading with you.. never a dull moment.
But you know what.. it's all good cause I'm playin with friends. Even Niles.[COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]Comment
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I was fine with everything you said 'til that Niles bit.Originally posted by {CLR} Cobalt View Post.. I aint mad,, just statin facts. I did qualify it with "more often than not" Yes there is that rare occasion where Mr.Murphy is on break, but he dont forget much. But that doesnt negate you driving in the shit all the time. Thus my statement and why I like squading with you.. never a dull moment.
But you know what.. it's all good cause I'm playin with friends. Even Niles.
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This probably applies to me, too... the last time I drove a full one, I ramped off a bank and landed in the creek in Caspian, at full speed. Somehow it ejected all of us from the buggy, and one of the passengers was dead with "Bad luck."Originally posted by {CLR} Cobalt View Post
That said, when stupid things like that don't happen, I get folks to wherever I'm going the fun way
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Ya'll need to go back to Driver's Ed.
Actually... Keep crashing things. Good for my business. ^.^"You cannot have 'slaughter' without having 'laughter'"
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Last night there was a LAV on Tehran that got stuck in one of the stairwells. He was there for the entire mapComment
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