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    #16
    Originally posted by JohnyRico View Post
    Funniest for 10/26

    Cain: I don't see why everyone wants my dogtags.

    It's because you're our celebrity.

    What, like Paris Hilton? Do I have to leak a sex tape?

    Who else would be in it?

    NOT IT!!
    That was Apache, which explains why no one wanted to be in that sex tape.

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      #17
      Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
      That was Apache, which explains why no one wanted to be in that sex tape.

      And I don't remember anything about there being a sex tape. I deny there is a sex tape.
      Apache

      Where do you put the Bayonet?
      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
      Frank Lloyd Wright

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