MS claims they have ethical guidelines

[Trooper110]

Microsoft Standards of Business Conduct

MS: All right now guys, we may have beat you to a bloody pulp, but as you lay there on the floor....we won't steal your kidneys....this time....

[WalkinTarget]

Communication: We apply standards of full, fair, accurate, timely, and understandable disclosure in reports and documents

But we reserve the right to install Windows Updates that will scan your PC for a cracked copy of our OS, even though you have disabled Windows Updates. And if we don't find anything pertinent, we will STILL reboot your PC after installing those secretive 8 updated DLL's, and there's not a DAMN THING you can do about it.

Notice in our above guidelines that we did not mention disclosure for our WGA or Windows Updating practices, only in regards to reports and documents.

*Que Ballmer chair toss*

So many good ones to choose from, it was hard to single out just one !!

[mapes]

Yeah I love how Windows update automatically rebooted three of our windows machines......They were our DC's...doh