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    2cm long fish swims up boy's penis into urethra while he was cleaning fish tank at his home in India | Strange news | The Sun |News
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      #3
      Man!

      That kid must have a huge urethra!...or there's something that he's leaving out of his story.

      Whatever the case, if it were me I'd simply take a cyanide pill and be done with it.

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        This just makes me want to cross my legs.
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          #5
          I never tried having sex with a fish, now I might give it a try... I know those fins can be a lot of fun

          Wow, even I think what I said was disturbing

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            Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
            I never tried having sex with a fish, now I might give it a try... I know those fins can be a lot of fun

            Wow, even I think what I said was disturbing
            A 2cm fish? Well if the shoe fits....
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              #7
              Originally posted by Duke{CLR} View Post
              A 2cm fish? Well id the shoe fits....
              hahaha, never thought of it that way... I got pwned lol

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                #8
                Wow I do not believe that story. My guess is that he was a horny little boy and decided that his fish could give him pleasure and started poking his penis at it.

                How I know this?

                "The patient was later offered counselling."

                ANIMALS ARE NOT SEX TOYS!!!

                Next thing you know a puddle is going to be stuck up a guys ass while he was pouring its dish bowl naked.

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                  #9
                  Dear god, the Venture Bros. were right!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dr.Box View Post
                    Dear god, the Venture Bros. were right!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                      I never tried having sex with a fish, now I might give it a try... I know those fins can be a lot of fun

                      Wow, even I think what I said was disturbing
                      Have you ever thought to yourself that somethings are just better left unsaid?
                      So go on, go on be your own, go on be your own star!
                      A superstar in my eyes!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by lady-MGS View Post
                        Have you ever thought to yourself that somethings are just better left unsaid?
                        Breaking news, sense of humor in the world is dead.... It's a joke, you all need to get over yourselves and have fun in a while... geez, it's like that comedy club where Kramer had his rant....

                        P.S. That's it, I'm out... you'll only see me in the servers, this is no environment to have fun with all those over sensitive people... pffffffffffffffffffffft

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                          Breaking news, sense of humor in the world is dead.... It's a joke, you all need to get over yourselves and have fun in a while... geez, it's like that comedy club where Kramer had his rant....

                          P.S. That's it, I'm out... you'll only see me in the servers, this is no environment to have fun with all those over sensitive people... pffffffffffffffffffffft
                          Hehe, you seem to have decided to take the opposite route I took, I only go on the servers now if I just want to mess around in the HC server for 5 minutes or so, but you aren't entirely wrong, humor is dead, and I miss it.

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                            Breaking news, sense of humor in the world is dead.... It's a joke, you all need to get over yourselves and have fun in a while... geez, it's like that comedy club where Kramer had his rant....

                            P.S. That's it, I'm out... you'll only see me in the servers, this is no environment to have fun with all those over sensitive people... pffffffffffffffffffffft
                            Don't be so sensitive...you, of all people! Put out your jokes...some try, some don't...I am adult enough to sift through the duds and find the rhinestones...or zircons....There is a land where people can speak frankly, knowing that those who know them understand their true heart....I know you don't have one Phan, but I pretend. Anyway, I believe, if you are truly upset, that the person who commented on your joke was, actually, joking too! So there is ONLY love in the world! The world need not change!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post

                              P.S. That's it, I'm out... you'll only see me in the servers, this is no environment to have fun with all those over sensitive people... pffffffffffffffffffffft
                              didn't you say that two days ago?

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