Dumbest question you get asked at work

[Cold Catalyst]

idiot: can I get a handcount (me counting every can)

me: Sorry I can't, company rule you got to put all cans in and I can only count regects (there was a camara looking at me the whole time, and we can get fired for that)

idiot: Please I'm in a hurry, please count these 500 cans for me


What's wrong?? Someone brings 500 cans, immediately asks me to count them out, because they are in a hurry... WHY WOULD YOU GO TO A BOTTLE RETURN IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY!!!

Why would they need a handcount if they already know that they have 500 cans lol