The secrets revealed...

[thedeadlyassassin]

I guess it's time. First off...


I am NOT (the following)

gay
a teacher
a guy that sleeps with his teacher
in school
pregnant
have a gay cat (Im getting a cat, does that make me gay? I don't want a bunch of penises around me because I want a cat, so how does this make me gay?)
Work on gay 3 nutted cats
own a 3 nutted cat ( I want one with NO nuts... I don't want it making babies)
Teach biology
Kill people



I AM

a man
dark hair
6 ft
slender build
straight
and... the secret revealed.


I am not 26 years old...


So guess my age. And I'll tell you this, I am NOT in school, but I was recently.

Once someone has guessed my age correctly, I'll explain why I told everyone I was 26 (or 24-25 when I had birthdays and was a CLR).

So, how old am I? And why do you think today is one of my happiest days.

[marvindecrain]

You are 21 ?? And can buy drink yourself

[drunken_chef]

we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

we did think you were full of it.

[Thrashdragon]

You're 13 which means that you technically aren't a "tween" anymore.

Congratulations!

Unfortunately, this means you aren't allowed to listen to Hannah Montana anymore.

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

Why would you lie about your age? The only honourable reason I could see someone lying about their age would be to get into the military at any early age during wartime. I thought you were a part time teacher, and vetrenarian assistant. Im not going to bother with this **** anymore im too old.

[thedeadlyassassin]

Why would you lie about your age? The only honourable reason I could see someone lying about their age would be to get into the military at any early age during wartime. I thought you were a part time teacher, and vetrenarian assistant. Im not going to bother with this **** anymore im too old.

Good question, I'll explain later. and No I'm not the ages that have been guessed. 13 was a long time ago.

[thedeadlyassassin]

we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

we did think you were full of it.

That's good to hear because I gave so many hints that I was full of it.

[thedeadlyassassin]

oh mass, I was a veterinarian assistant, but it wasn't my career or job, and I have taught people, but not as a full time teacher, I also was a teacher assistant lol.

[killa_zn]

18...?

[BenKenobi]

I'm not exactly dying to know, but.................................

ARE YOU GOING TO FRIGGIN TELL US, OR WHAT? I'VE BEEN WAITING 4 FRIGGIN DAYS

[-Bar]

You-

are a 40 year old virgin
share a house with your grand-mother
never had Sushi before
have a beard and you wish your best friend was named chuck and you really wish you had his sister
ride a bike (that just had the training wheels removed)
wish you could stab people like me but you will never master the ways of the shovel
had a best friend until your older brother melted him along with hans obi and vader
love dino-tenders
also wish your mom would buy you the cooler blue snow suit for this up coming winter season
touched a girls foot one time while you were at wal-mart in the men's bathroom until the police busted down the other stall and dragged Denny Crane out of the room.


Anything else I am forgetting ?

I hate guessing games /lameness

When you come back, bring me a beer if your old enough I am too tired for this kind of BS

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

You-

are a 40 year old virgin
share a house with your grand-mother
never had Sushi before
have a beard and you wish your best friend was named chuck and you really wish you had his sister
ride a bike (that just had the training wheels removed)
wish you could stab people like me but you will never master the ways of the shovel
had a best friend until your older brother melted him along with hans obi and vader
love dino-tenders
also wish your mom would buy you the cooler blue snow suit for this up coming winter season
touched a girls foot one time while you were at wal-mart in the men's bathroom until the police busted down the other stall and dragged Denny Crane out of the room.


Anything else I am forgetting ?

I hate guessing games /lameness

When you come back, bring me a beer if your old enough I am too tired for this kind of BS

Post of the year!

[WalkinTarget]

we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

we did think you were full of it.

ROFL, nod to that !!!!

It really wasn't a secret, we just didn't tell you we knew.

[{CLR} Naillik]

Tell Us

[K PhaNTOM]

he is not 19! he is 19 and a half... maybe his 3 nutted cat make him look older.