Todays humor: Perfect man, perfect woman

[WalkinTarget]

I know I'll take some flack for posting this, but its too cute to pass up.



Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

[Mobojo]

Man, you are probably going to get it from all angles now. Talk about walking into cross fire with a target on your shirt.

[moe]

i like it thats funny,good job.

[GeneralSnake]

No flak here. That was awesome.
And Mobojo, he IS a WalkinTarget.

[-Bar]

lol

[WalkinTarget]

Yes, it is well known to all Lair gamers that I am, literally, the Walkin' Target. Its just about the most appropriate nick ever.

'cept ... I did beat Naillik like a rented mule last night .... stabbed him while he tried his cheap Last Stand gimmick. He had gotten me plenty in the past, but last night was the night that I exacted my revenge.
I patiently await his reply to my scathing PM concerning his lack of luck against my rampaging 'blind squirrel' approach to killing him in-game.
LoL ... classic ... Bar, you shoulda been there, I had him sooo mad.

[-Bar]

Yes, it is well known to all Lair gamers that I am, literally, the Walkin' Target. Its just about the most appropriate nick ever.

'cept ... I did beat Naillik like a rented mule last night .... stabbed him while he tried his cheap Last Stand gimmick. He had gotten me plenty in the past, but last night was the night that I exacted my revenge.
I patiently await his reply to my scathing PM concerning his lack of luck against my rampaging 'blind squirrel' approach to killing him in-game.
LoL ... classic ... Bar, you shoulda been there, I had him sooo mad.

I was there for the tail end of it. He seems to be pretty lucky here lately... been getting me a lot but its always in the back cause he has been using UAV jammer. He can never get me face to face....

[unorignal]

I love jokes that offend EVERYONE!

[Thrashdragon]

[Duke{CLR}]

Lol

[Trooper110]

lol, good one WT

[xGoblin013x]

I patiently await his reply to my scathing PM concerning his lack of luck against my rampaging 'blind squirrel' approach to killing him in-game.
LoL ... classic ... Bar, you shoulda been there, I had him sooo mad.

Blind Squirrel, lmao
Anyway, nice joke.... I'm sending it to friends.

[thedeadlyassassin]

Ahahahaha! That was a hilarious joke! good find!

[jeffro74]

lol,i like that