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    COLONOSCOPY... you gotta hate it

    Anyone got one of those?

    I'm doing prep for it now... And I've got to tell you, it royally SUCKS.
    Procedure is tomorrow, but I'm doing the clear diet and medicinal drink NOW.

    I've only had one "accident", but its not over yet... LOL
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    just wait till they find that quarter you swallowed when you where 6 XD




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      #3
      I had it done three years ago. The stuff you have to drink is nasty. Other than that is a piece of cake.
      Apache

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          #5
          Been there, done that. I had it done over 10 years ago. My wife still jokes about the fact that I hugged the nurse after the procedure. Hey, it was the least I could do for the poor woman !! To be honest, the prep usta be worse - you had to drink a full gallon of the crap they give you, but I only had a small 12 oz. cup to drink.
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            #6
            My parents have both done it....not looking forward to it when I need to start
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              #7
              If I ever get it done it will be the first time somethings goes up my butt with my permission...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Trooper110 View Post
                My parents have both done it....not looking forward to it when I need to start
                You buy me that beer, I will hold your hand during the procedure. Just refrain from any eye contact immediately before or afterwards ... don't send me the wrong signals or I will go all KP on you ...


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                  #9
                  This thread is a glaring reason why we need a TMI smiley
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                    #10
                    This is one thread where photos are strongly DISCOURAGED!!
                    [hlx]

                    "Why so serious"

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                      #11
                      Yea videos of your face as you go through are better

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                        #12
                        My wife had one 10 months before mine. When she woke up she was dreaming that she was home in bed. The doctor came in to check on her and she asked him what he was doing in her bedroom. He explained that she had just finished her colonoscopy. She then asked him again what he was doing in her bedroom. He turned to his nurse and said: "you explain it to her, I am leaving before she starts screaming rape".
                        Apache

                        Where do you put the Bayonet?
                        Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                        I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                        Frank Lloyd Wright

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                            #14
                            Hope it all goes as well as it can, Dead. LOL.

                            The only invasive thing I've had done is my bone marrow aspirations. A 4" needle in your hip hurt like a SOB. I hope this is a little less uncomfortable for you.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                              If I ever get it done it will be the first time somethings goes up my butt with my permission...
                              As opposed to the things that went up without permission?

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