How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

What I find odd is the fact I have 17 years of mixed martial Arts, 3 years being CQC Advanced. Two Black belts, 2 years bouncing at Toronto's busiest strip bar, 3 years bouncing at night clubs, been in over 60 fights(not including fights at high school) and I got a 33? I guess I cant get over the fact its kids were talking about.

Ha nice. I have a feeling you could take more than 33.....

I think it would be better to just run away.

[Rubixcube]

Lol that could be a funny scene. 36 little kids chasing me down the street. Or i could just lure them into the street and get them run over.... Haha no just kidding. That's even worse than beating them up.

[GeneralSnake]

Ok, of course I am joking, I dont want to go smash on a bunch of little kids. I was thinking of them as being rabid or infected with some insanity virus. Not just normal angry little kids.
I did fight a bunch of 7th graders when I was in 8th grade though.

[Cold Catalyst]

21, Im brutal haha

[xGoblin013x]

20
All I can think about reading this post is the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer goes to a child karate class and beats all of them up. Then they corner him in a dark alley and attack him...

Jerry: "Your fighting children!"
Kramer: "We're all the same skill level, Jerry."

[juneau]

25 here. Poor kids.

[baller4life2468]

19

[WalkinTarget]

If they were in fact rabid, or diseased, or ... *horrors* .. ZOMBIES .. you'd be eaten alive by less than 5 of them. You don't mess around with zombies .. they are quite the nasty undead ... don't get too cocky !

This stinks having to wait until September at the earliest to play Left 4 Dead !!

[-Bar]

Give me a rifle and I can take them all... and if the rifle breaks I can always throw the bullets at them.


30...

[FieryDragon]

Same here Massacre. 33...I had to go for using the kids as weapons and piledriving ones...they were too good to resist!

How did you manage to get 33?

Because I'm evil! Just how they like it.

[Tails_Kitsune]

This question was pwnage: "Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of ******-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?"

I got 19. This test was kinda...weird?

To be honest, I've taken 4 years of Taekwondo, but I haven't been in a fight ever since I was about 7. And, even that one was just with a cousin. I think my conscious would be suffocating me if I was fighting 5th graders...

Demonic 5th graders, though, would be a different story. But we all know those don't exist in this perfect world.

(edited language...test had some potty mouthing going on)