It's Talk like a Pirate Day.. Yarrrr

[Dead_And_Gone]

A Pirate walks into a bar. Has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch.

Bartender: "How'd you lose the leg?"

Tiger shark off Tanzania.

Bartender: "How'd you lose the hand?"

Mako Shark off MaderGasker

Bartender: "How'd you lose the Eye?"

Seagull pooped in my eye.

Bartender: "How in the heck could you lose an eye to Seagull Poop?"

I'd only had me hook for a Day ...

[Skud]

A quick search brought me only one decent joke.

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

[Rand{CLR}]

We need some Battlefield Pirates up tonight.

-Rand

[JohnyRico]

Where do you find buccaneers?
Right below a buccanhat

[goldenfooler]

Where do you find buccaneers?
Right below a buccanhat

Where are your buccaneers. Under our buccan hats.