A lady walked into a drug store and told the
pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist
said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady explained she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose
my license. They'd throw both of us in jail."
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and
handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now,
you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist
said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady explained she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose
my license. They'd throw both of us in jail."
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and
handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now,
you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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