Joke of the Day (Tuesday)

[Dead_And_Gone]

A man and woman were in their bedroom. Wife walks to the mirror and studies her profile.

Wife: "I wish my chest was bigger, it would balance me out better".

Husband: " Rub toilet paper on it"

Wife: "How would that make my chest bigger?"

Husband: "Well, Look what it did to your rear."

They say he will be out of the hospital next month.......

[K PhaNTOM]

It's funny cuz he got hurt

[juneau]

That's a good one.