Joke of the Day (Monday)

[Dead_And_Gone]

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room, and he said to her "Just so you know. I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine, and fluids from a bootle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

[Minerva]

[K PhaNTOM]

THAT is why I always think before I speak

[Minerva]

THAT is why I always think before I speak

cough

[Apache Warrior]

cough

Apache

[Duke{CLR}]

Lol, it's funny because its true.

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

[Trooper110]

[Reconsnipe1]

[BadHabitz]

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, "hey buddy, whats your hurry?" The man says "if you had what I have you would do the same thing". The bartender backs up and says "what do you have?". The man says "about 75 cents!" HA!

[GeneralSnake]

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, "hey buddy, whats your hurry?" The man says "if you had what I have you would do the same thing". The bartender backs up and says "what do you have?". The man says "about 75 cents!" HA!

lol!