New Year's Eve: a survival guide | Life and style | The Guardian
A great read.
A great read.
1. Approach the evening with the lowest possible expectations
New Year's Eve is never really that much fun, and it has the potential to be absolutely disastrous, so it's important that your hopes never rise. If you imagine the evening ahead being the equivalent of an endless night spent negotiating your way through a post-Apocalyptic landscape full of zombies in search of the world's last taxi, then your attitude on the night should be roughly in line with the likely outcomes.
16. Whatever you do, don't suddenly decide to go skating
You'll thank me for this.
New Year's Eve is never really that much fun, and it has the potential to be absolutely disastrous, so it's important that your hopes never rise. If you imagine the evening ahead being the equivalent of an endless night spent negotiating your way through a post-Apocalyptic landscape full of zombies in search of the world's last taxi, then your attitude on the night should be roughly in line with the likely outcomes.
16. Whatever you do, don't suddenly decide to go skating
You'll thank me for this.
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