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    Father's Day Gift

    Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a father who doesn't normally know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:



    New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.

    It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
    Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

    With the hundred round magazine you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

    After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably ever again.
    [SIZE=1][B]"Now more than ever the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption." ~President James Garfield[/B][/SIZE]
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    #2
    Just make sure the cold drink is alcohol free, or the person holding the boards might be in trouble!
    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist."
    - Dom Helder Camara

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      #3
      lmao! Awesome!
      Ahhh...the power of cheese!

      The regular formally known as Ch33s3r

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        #4
        Wow, projects can be fun now?

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          #5
          Nice! Now add a bible for clinging to and you will have the perfect gift package.
          [img]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4373/35734799443_53cb20ef13_z.jpg[/img]


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