A dilemma

[drunken_chef]

uff, I can only think of one word...............

vasectomy.....

better late then never

[BenKenobi]

Dark is A PIMP!!!!!!

[-Bar]

yeah ill buy that +1

Your gonna buy a +1... How much are you willing to pay...

[Ghost_Rain]

NO it called keep in the famley

[Jeffro]

lol dude. i don't even know what to say

[Ghost_Rain]

She put me a Postion where I do not know what the hell to do.

[darth_nevus]

well, just don't move and start over again, and wrap that rascal.

tough call mate. but i'd err on the side of caution, and don't be another donor...

[ViTO]

OK OK..........TIME THE "F" OUT !!!!


Can we PLEASE start at the beginning, I am now starting to believe this is all true.

Ok last night I went out on a call out, but before I went out I went to the Bathroom ok, but this where my dilemma come's in, When I get back from my call out I go wash my hands in the bathroom.

What do I find but a Pregnancy test which shows one is pregnat, But to put a spin on thing hear I have my kids and there mum staying with me for Xmas. So they are three women in the house and one's pregant so How would you bring the subject up in convstion the 3 people below.

1.My wife Lauren
2.My ex-wife Lykke
3.my ex girlfriend Hella (My ex wifes sister)

I just want to know how you got all those Women under one roof together. What are u a Mormon and you are just not telling us ?

The Answer to you qustion is this why I was married to my EX-Wife they was a time when I was living in denmark with her we hit a rocky patch and she want a divorce so I walked out and went beck to Germany.

Where I met a Woman and had a one Night stand with ok, any way 3 months later me and my Ex-wife had patched things up anyway the one thing I left out I knew my ex wife had a sister but I never met her.

Until may Ex-wife told me she was coming for dinner Guess what it was the woman I had a one night stand with.

At this point my Ex-wife was 4 months pregnat with are son Daneil anyway that was a very fun dinner anyway after dinner she asked me to walk her back to her mum and dads house the she told me she was 3 months pregant

So i told her Lykke was pregant to anyway I end up tell my Ex-wife what had happened and she was shock but it took a long time for her to forgive me and helle.

Anyway Helle as my daughter she live's in New York now, So I asked them both to come to Englang for Xmas so we could have xmas all together.

As for my current wife she get's on ok with them both, It just my oldest son mum she hates

MY wife and my Ex-wife and both pregant and now my ex sister in law wants me to be a donner for her to have another baby to

The way it stand is this My Helle my ex-wifes sister as a daughter 2 me already buy her B/F is barron so she want me to donate so both kids have the same father my wife is do it.

As for my Ex-wife the father to hear baby is this I said to her shall I get the phone book out and pick a name and we might get lucky.



As for my wife been pregant she as know for 3 months and not told me she knew I did not want anymore kids, So not matter what I do now or say I'm going to hell and which mean my life is a mess, JUst wait until I till my other sons (AKA Prey_for_Death) mum the news then you will hear the war not matter where you live in the world.

I've read it 100 times and call me stupid but.................I'm still lost
But even reading it over and over...I STILL LMAO EVERY TIME

Darkrain, If I see you on the COD4 Battlefield I'm KNIFING that thing off.

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[Apache Warrior]

Apache

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Apache

Insert Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills song here.

[JohnyRico0]

BEST.....THREAD.....EVER.

[JohnyRico0]

EVER.

[minfootball]

EVER.

EEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!!!!

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I've read it 100 times and call me stupid but.................I'm still lost

If I read it all right (and i've had a hard time reading through it as it's almost 2 am for me and my brain is shot), he's gotten all 3 of these ladies pregnant at one time or another. His ex-wife's sister wants him to be the "donor" so she can have another kid. His wife is pregnant and apparently his ex-wife is pregnant (i'm going to assume that she's pregnant from when they where together). If i've understood everything right... this single sentence should clear things up for ya Vito.

As for my wife been pregant she as know for 3 months and not told me she knew I did not want anymore kids

In other word's, his wife is pregnant and didn't tell him/hasn't told him yet.

Please correct me if i'm wrong but that's the short and simple version if i'm understanding everything dark has typed.