Fenris loves me

[Satanic_Hamster]

(Terrorist) Fenris @ Back Door : because I love you, hamster

He loves me @ the back door, worst of all. But despite that, he tazed me. On purpose.

Fenris : that was no accident

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Currently listening to the Replacements' All Shook Down

[Fenris]

You told me not to tase you by accident, hamster. Or rather, you said, "if you tase me by accident I'm going to kill you." while I was standing there minding my own business by the door.

Well, I didn't want you to start TKing, so I tased you on purpose to avoid an accident. Then I saved your life when that bad man busted through the door and attacked us. And then I let you know I did it because I love you and wanted to protect you.

[Satanic_Hamster]

No.

STAB. I said I'd stab the shit out of you. Not TK.

That makes it moral and socially upstanding.

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Currently listening to the Replacements' All Shook Down

[Fenris]

Well I didn't kill you, I merely tickled you, so that makes it cool too.

[K PhaNTOM]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Fenris]

I can't win with Hamster. Last week he came up to me with 1 hitpoint and said "Shoot me, Fenris" so I tased him and he yelled at me for an hour.

[Satanic_Hamster]

Shoot.

Not tase.

Asshole.

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Currently listening to the Replacements' Tim

[ImTheeBubbleTea]

Shoot.

Not tase.

Asshole.

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Currently listening to the Replacements' Tim

xD hahaha, ya c'mon Fenris. He just wanted a simple execution, not too be humiliated!