Uwe Boll to destroy another game movie?

[juneau]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/

Seems so. :|

[Rand{CLR}]

He doesn't destroy the GAMES, he just makes just about the worst MOVIES known to mankind.

-Rand

[juneau]

I need to rethink the title. :D

edit: OMG why do hollywood insist on giving this guy money.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0913951/

:| :| :|

[dirtyoldgoat]

Why? WHY!?!? DAMN YOU KHAAAAANNNNNN!!!11!1!

[Rand{CLR}]

edit: OMG why do hollywood insist on giving this guy money.

Because they are afraid of him. Did you see when he challenged 3 critics to fights and kicked their asses?

-Rand

[juneau]

edit: OMG why do hollywood insist on giving this guy money.

Because they are afraid of him. Did you see when he challenged 3 critics to fights and kicked their asses?

-Rand

Huh? :o :D

[Rand{CLR}]

Bump.

Ok, moral quandry. Jason Statham, who is an uber-badass, is staring in the Dungeon Siege movie coming out next month, directed by, yes, Uwe Boll.

What wins? The desire to see Jason Statham rip apart about a hundred guys with crazy moves, or the urge to avoid anything Uwe touches for fear of coming down with an ugly case of SUCK?

-Rand

[juneau]

I'm actually interested in seeing that movie. I'll more than likely wait for the DVD though.

Oh and holy bump batman! :D

[Rand{CLR}]

I'm actually interested in seeing that movie. I'll more than likely wait for the DVD though.

Oh and holy bump batman! :D

I went looking for my 10 best movies of 2006 thread. Didn't find it, but found this instead, and I had just seen the trailer on tv last night. :D

-Rand

[juneau]

I'm actually interested in seeing that movie. I'll more than likely wait for the DVD though.

Oh and holy bump batman! :D

I went looking for my 10 best movies of 2006 thread. Didn't find it, but found this instead, and I had just seen the trailer on tv last night. :D

-Rand

If you find a web trailer please post. :D

[random_id]

You just wait 'till he start working on this:
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6870/tetrislh0.jpg
:D

[juneau]

You just wait 'till he start working on this:
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6870/tetrislh0.jpg
:D

What.. the.... ?

[{CLR}geneSW]

Really now... Really? :o :shock: :? :| :x :pissed: :? x5 million.

[nickleal98]

his movies remind me of the SciFi channels movie Cheezy

[Rand{CLR}]

his movies remind me of the SciFi channels movie Cheezy

No way dude. Sci Fi movies have one thing Uwe Boll does not. Bruce Campbell.

-Rand

[CarbonFire]

After a LOT of digging, I found the REAL trailer. The one without all the flashy special effects or slick editing work. This was released a year ago, well in advance of the movie's official promotion. I apologize that it is rather poor in quality, couldn't find a better one (99% of the ones out there now are the newish trailers). I used to have the high-def version on my computer, but it appears I might have deleted it :(

This truly displays Bolls talents in all their glory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgAAt1NEUs

newer videos can be found everywhere, but this one is timeless. :roll:

"I AM YOUR KING!"

And let it be known, no one on the face of the earth can make a movie quite like Uwe Boll. His brain is just a special kind of broken....and yours will be too if you go see his movies :P :twisted:

[BenKenobi]

You just wait 'till he start working on this:
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6870/tetrislh0.jpg
:D

ahahah!

[Ghost_Rain]

:cry:

[Dr_Zoidberg]

http://www.bollbashers.com/?page_id=17

Bloodrayne. A video game half vampire chick who fights the occultists in the Nazi organisation.

With Uwe Boll in charge....

Natassia Malthe ?. Rayne
Zack Ward ?. Billy the Kid
Michael Par? ?. Pat Garrett
Michael Eklund ?. The Preacher

Billy the Kid?!? Pat Garret!?!

Anyway, I have found a Uwe Boll fansite, demonstrating that the internet can truly be a place of evil and depravity.

http://www.bollfans.com/

[The_Needle]

Actually the movie was much better than I expected. About on par with Resident Evil.